Dolphins Have Thumbs

It should be obvious by now that we have limited time left here. This is because we are being OUTMODED and SURPLACED by these watery fiends!!

Have you ever seen a baby dolphin sleep? they DON't. How can we compete with that??? our own little guys sleep for a uSELESS 17 hours a fucking day

SOURCE (as if you need one)

Back To the Grocery

dolphin with thumb on left, quantum chip on right

look at this guy!!! (thats a quantum computing chip, for scale. which they will be USING SOON.)

Hector is up to his shenanigans again! With a hat this time!

Dedicated penis bones

They now have:

Hector is up to his shenanigans again! With a hat this time!

Not so different now, eh?